Going to a friends house
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
Holy crap that’s scary
nice face though
(via legit-humor)
- mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
- me: i am juliet
- me: and he is my romeo
- mom:
- me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
- fun.: toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
- me: graduates college
- fun.: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
- me: gets married
- fun.: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
- me: has 3 children
- fun.: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight we are youuuung
“ask a parent before going online”
(via the-listening)
